Halloween Jokes Sure to Make You Groan

If you're worried about being the life of the party this Halloween, fear no more! These jokes are sure to get you groans, scowls, sighs and rolled eyes. Which are the reactions everyone wants, right?

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein.

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They boo-kle their seatbelts.

How does the silly witch know what time it is? She looks at her witch-watch.

What did the mummy say to the detective? Let's wrap this case up.

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts.

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.

What is as sharp as a vampires fang? His other fang.

And finally:

Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are just dying to get in! 


Lauren Tegtmeyer
Lauren Tegtmeyer


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