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10 Shirts To Bring Out Your Inner Sass

You know how some people wear t-shirts that bring out their eyes? We prefer tees that bring out our sass. If you've been told you need an attitude adjustment and you took it as a compliment, we have 10 tees you need in your life!

1. Salty Beach

Salty Beach t-shirt TeeTurtle

When it's not your fault people are jealous of you...

2. Express Yourself

Express Yourself shirt TeeTurtle

When the RBF struggle is real.

3. Humanity Sucks

Humanity Sucks t-shirt Marvel Jessica Jones TeeTurtle

When you know you're a superhero, but humanity just isn't worth saving.

4. Witch, Please

Witch, Please shirt TeeTurtle

When you have no time for shade.

5. Antisocial

Antisocial shirt TeeTurtle

When the words on your shirt are the only communication you're okay with.

6. The Magical Kittencorn

The Magical Kittencorn shirt TeeTurtle

When you're not as cuddly and adorable and you appear.

7. Fly, My Pretties!

Fly, My Pretties! shirt TeeTurtle

When you wake up feeling wicked.

8. Stabby the Unicorn

Stabby the Unicorn shirt TeeTurtle

When you're seriously on edge.

9. Pay Attention to Me

Pay Attention To Me shirt TeeTurtle

When you're too cute to be ignored.

10. Haters Gonna Hate

Haters Gonna Hate shirt TeeTurtle

When you want the world to know how awesome you know you are.

Halloween Jokes Sure to Make You Groan

If you're worried about being the life of the party this Halloween, fear no more! These jokes are sure to get you groans, scowls, sighs and rolled eyes. Which are the reactions everyone wants, right?

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein.

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They boo-kle their seatbelts.

How does the silly witch know what time it is? She looks at her witch-watch.

What did the mummy say to the detective? Let's wrap this case up.

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts.

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.

What is as sharp as a vampires fang? His other fang.

And finally:

Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are just dying to get in!