You know how some people wear t-shirts that bring out their eyes? We prefer tees that bring out our sass. If you've been told you need an attitude adjustment and you took it as a compliment, we have 10 tees you need in your life!
1. Salty Beach
When it's not your fault people are jealous of you...
When the RBF struggle is real.
When you know you're a superhero, but humanity just isn't worth saving.
When you have no time for shade.
When the words on your shirt are the only communication you're okay with.
When you're not as cuddly and adorable and you appear.
When you wake up feeling wicked.
When you're seriously on edge.
When you're too cute to be ignored.
When you want the world to know how awesome you know you are.
So you want to be Jessica Jones, huh? Well, we don’t give advice. We just say what we want. Lucky for you, we want to help you just this once. Jessica isn’t your average superhero, so you can’t just throw on a spandex costume and call it a day. Here are the 5 things you’re going to need to pull it off.
1. A Jessica Jones t-shirt
A black shirt is a must-have if you want to embody the true spirit of Jessica Jones. And since she's conveniently printed on the front, you won't have to explain your costume to everyone...in fact, you won't have to talk to anyone at all.
Stabby the Unicorn is also an acceptable choice because-let's face it-Jessica would totally wear Stabby.
2. A black leather jacket
3. Ripped jeans
4. Black combat boots
5. Sarcastic comments
If you can't lift a car, sarcastic comments are the most crucial element of your costume. But if you can't think of anything to say to someone, just ignore them until they go away.
It's probably kind of weird, but Halloween is our favorite holiday. We got to thinking about the 10 types of people we see at every Halloween party. Which of these partygoers are you?
The person who talks to the cat all night.
The person who cosplays every weekend and will definitely win the costume contest.
The person who spends the whole night in the corner, debating politics.
The person who keeps putting on their 90s playlist.
The person who never stops dancing...and ends up spilling their drink.
6. My Boo
The couple in perfectly coordinated costumes.
The person who can't put down their phone.
The person who spends the whole night in the kitchen, hogging the candy.
The person who really didn't want to wear a costume.
10. Pumpkin Ale
Oh, come on. You know exactly who this one is.
We're throwing our Halloween party early! 100+ tees are $13 and up through October 2!
For when you need to show the world that you aren't putting up with its rainbow bullsh*t.
For when you're feeling adventurous.
For the morning after.
For when you're feeling hopelessly romantic.
For when someone tells you unicorns aren't real.
For your last day on Earth.
For when you want to express your true feelings.