1. People are overrated.
2. Seriously, they're the worst.
3. I mean, they always ask you if you're dating anybody. Rude.
4. You can buy yourself chocolates, and you don't have to share.
5. Other people always want to talk.
6. Your cat is your one true love anyway.
7. And if you don't like cats, there's always pizza!
8. You're FABULOUS on your own!
9. So, brush off the haters and celebrate being single!
Over 80 t-shirts are on sale for Valentine's Day (or, as we prefer, Singles Awareness Day). Be your own Valentine, and treat yourself to all your favorites!