10 Shirts To Bring Out Your Inner Sass

You know how some people wear t-shirts that bring out their eyes? We prefer tees that bring out our sass. If you've been told you need an attitude adjustment and you took it as a compliment, we have 10 tees you need in your life!

1. Salty Beach

Salty Beach t-shirt TeeTurtle

When it's not your fault people are jealous of you...

2. Express Yourself

Express Yourself shirt TeeTurtle

When the RBF struggle is real.

3. Humanity Sucks

Humanity Sucks t-shirt Marvel Jessica Jones TeeTurtle

When you know you're a superhero, but humanity just isn't worth saving.

4. Witch, Please

Witch, Please shirt TeeTurtle

When you have no time for shade.

5. Antisocial

Antisocial shirt TeeTurtle

When the words on your shirt are the only communication you're okay with.

6. The Magical Kittencorn

The Magical Kittencorn shirt TeeTurtle

When you're not as cuddly and adorable and you appear.

7. Fly, My Pretties!

Fly, My Pretties! shirt TeeTurtle

When you wake up feeling wicked.

8. Stabby the Unicorn

Stabby the Unicorn shirt TeeTurtle

When you're seriously on edge.

9. Pay Attention to Me

Pay Attention To Me shirt TeeTurtle

When you're too cute to be ignored.

10. Haters Gonna Hate

Haters Gonna Hate shirt TeeTurtle

When you want the world to know how awesome you know you are.

5 Things You Need for a DIY Jessica Jones Costume

Jessica Jones Cosplay

So you want to be Jessica Jones, huh? Well, we don’t give advice. We just say what we want. Lucky for you, we want to help you just this once. Jessica isn’t your average superhero, so you can’t just throw on a spandex costume and call it a day. Here are the 5 things you’re going to need to pull it off.

1. A Jessica Jones t-shirt

Jessica Jones shirt TeeTurtle

A black shirt is a must-have if you want to embody the true spirit of Jessica Jones. And since she's conveniently printed on the front, you won't have to explain your costume to everyone...in fact, you won't have to talk to anyone at all.

Stabby the Unicorn is also an acceptable choice because-let's face it-Jessica would totally wear Stabby.

2. A black leather jacket

3. Ripped jeans

4. Black combat boots

5. Sarcastic comments

If you can't lift a car, sarcastic comments are the most crucial element of your costume. But if you can't think of anything to say to someone, just ignore them until they go away.

10 Shirts For Everyone At Your Halloween Party

It's probably kind of weird, but Halloween is our favorite holiday. We got to thinking about the 10 types of people we see at every Halloween party. Which of these partygoers are you?

1. Pumpkitten

Pumpkitten shirt TeeTurtle

The person who talks to the cat all night.

2. Nerd Princess

Nerd Princess shirt TeeTurtle

The person who cosplays every weekend and will definitely win the costume contest.

3. Ghost Stories

Ghost Stories shirt TeeTurtle

The person who spends the whole night in the corner, debating politics.

4. Pumpkin Spice Girls

Pumpkin Spice Girls shirt TeeTurtle

The person who keeps putting on their 90s playlist.

5. Get Your Groot On

Get Your Groot On shirt TeeTurtle

The person who never stops dancing...and ends up spilling their drink.

6. My Boo

My Boo shirt TeeTurtle

The couple in perfectly coordinated costumes.

7. Where's The Gym?

Where's The Gym? shirt TeeTurtle

The person who can't put down their phone.

8. Need More Candy

Need More Candy shirt TeeTurtle

The person who spends the whole night in the kitchen, hogging the candy.

9. Who Are You Calling Cute?

Who Are You Calling Cute? shirt TeeTurtle

The person who really didn't want to wear a costume.

10. Pumpkin Ale

Pumpkin Ale shirt TeeTurtle

Oh, come on. You know exactly who this one is.

We're throwing our Halloween party early! 100+ tees are $13 and up through October 2!

7 Unicorn Shirts You Didn't Know You Needed

1. Rainbow Chainsaw Massacre

For when you need to show the world that you aren't putting up with its rainbow bullsh*t.

Rainbow Chainsaw Massacre

2. Tasty Rainbow

For when you're feeling adventurous.

3. Where Rainbows Come From

For the morning after.

4. Forbidden Love

For when you're feeling hopelessly romantic.

5. Stabby the Unicorn

For when someone tells you unicorns aren't real.

6. Four Unicorns of the Apocalypse

For your last day on Earth.


7. The Magical Kittencorn

For when you want to express your true feelings.


Purple and Blue Penguin went to Awesome Con
this past weekend! 


They met Tae Ray from Tae Ray Cosplay as well!

The plushies had a great time visiting monuments. 


They told us that Awesome Con was...wait for it...AWESOME!

Summer is RUINED!

What am I going to do now?

New Scented Tee!

Coffee Coffee Coffee

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