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10 Shirts To Bring Out Your Inner Sass

You know how some people wear t-shirts that bring out their eyes? We prefer tees that bring out our sass. If you've been told you need an attitude adjustment and you took it as a compliment, we have 10 tees you need in your life!

1. Salty Beach

Salty Beach t-shirt TeeTurtle

When it's not your fault people are jealous of you...

2. Express Yourself

Express Yourself shirt TeeTurtle

When the RBF struggle is real.

3. Humanity Sucks

Humanity Sucks t-shirt Marvel Jessica Jones TeeTurtle

When you know you're a superhero, but humanity just isn't worth saving.

4. Witch, Please

Witch, Please shirt TeeTurtle

When you have no time for shade.

5. Antisocial

Antisocial shirt TeeTurtle

When the words on your shirt are the only communication you're okay with.

6. The Magical Kittencorn

The Magical Kittencorn shirt TeeTurtle

When you're not as cuddly and adorable and you appear.

7. Fly, My Pretties!

Fly, My Pretties! shirt TeeTurtle

When you wake up feeling wicked.

8. Stabby the Unicorn

Stabby the Unicorn shirt TeeTurtle

When you're seriously on edge.

9. Pay Attention to Me

Pay Attention To Me shirt TeeTurtle

When you're too cute to be ignored.

10. Haters Gonna Hate

Haters Gonna Hate shirt TeeTurtle

When you want the world to know how awesome you know you are.

5 Things You Need for a DIY Jessica Jones Costume

Jessica Jones Cosplay

So you want to be Jessica Jones, huh? Well, we don’t give advice. We just say what we want. Lucky for you, we want to help you just this once. Jessica isn’t your average superhero, so you can’t just throw on a spandex costume and call it a day. Here are the 5 things you’re going to need to pull it off.

1. A Jessica Jones t-shirt

Jessica Jones shirt TeeTurtle

A black shirt is a must-have if you want to embody the true spirit of Jessica Jones. And since she's conveniently printed on the front, you won't have to explain your costume to everyone...in fact, you won't have to talk to anyone at all.

Stabby the Unicorn is also an acceptable choice because-let's face it-Jessica would totally wear Stabby.

2. A black leather jacket

3. Ripped jeans

4. Black combat boots

5. Sarcastic comments

If you can't lift a car, sarcastic comments are the most crucial element of your costume. But if you can't think of anything to say to someone, just ignore them until they go away.

10 Shirts For Everyone At Your Halloween Party

It's probably kind of weird, but Halloween is our favorite holiday. We got to thinking about the 10 types of people we see at every Halloween party. Which of these partygoers are you?

1. Pumpkitten

Pumpkitten shirt TeeTurtle

The person who talks to the cat all night.

2. Nerd Princess

Nerd Princess shirt TeeTurtle

The person who cosplays every weekend and will definitely win the costume contest.

3. Ghost Stories

Ghost Stories shirt TeeTurtle

The person who spends the whole night in the corner, debating politics.

4. Pumpkin Spice Girls

Pumpkin Spice Girls shirt TeeTurtle

The person who keeps putting on their 90s playlist.

5. Get Your Groot On

Get Your Groot On shirt TeeTurtle

The person who never stops dancing...and ends up spilling their drink.

6. My Boo

My Boo shirt TeeTurtle

The couple in perfectly coordinated costumes.

7. Where's The Gym?

Where's The Gym? shirt TeeTurtle

The person who can't put down their phone.

8. Need More Candy

Need More Candy shirt TeeTurtle

The person who spends the whole night in the kitchen, hogging the candy.

9. Who Are You Calling Cute?

Who Are You Calling Cute? shirt TeeTurtle

The person who really didn't want to wear a costume.

10. Pumpkin Ale

Pumpkin Ale shirt TeeTurtle

Oh, come on. You know exactly who this one is.

We're throwing our Halloween party early! 100+ tees are $13 and up through October 2!

Photo Contest: #TeeTurtleAroundTown

Show us your favorite local spot in the latest TeeTurtle photo contest!!

Every city around the world has some amazing local places. Throw on your TeeTurtle shirt and snap a photo at your favorite local store, restaurant, or landmark and you could win a FREE SHIRT!!!


To enter, simply…

1. Snap a photo at your favorite local store, restaurant, or landmark in your TeeTurtle tee.

2. Upload the photo to Instagram, mention us @teeturtle, and use #TeeTurtleAroundTown somewhere in the description before 11:59pm on Monday, July 28.

3. Sit back and hope you win! Winners are selected based on photo quality, theme, and cleverness.



All entries must be uploaded to Instagram, mention @teeturtle, and use #TeeTurtleAroundTown.

Photos posted to a private or protected account will not be considered for the contest.

All entries must be posted by 11:59pm Eastern Time on Monday July 28, 2014.

The winner will be contacted individually after selection on Tuesday July 29, 2014.



By participating in this contest, you give TeeTurtle LLC permission to use all submitted content in perpetuity across all media platforms.

6 Bizarre/Amazing Batman TV & Movie Moments

Batman is, hands down, one of the coolest and most popular comic book heroes. Needless to say, the Dark Knight has had a “vibrant” history on video dating back all the way to the 1940s. We’ve collected five moments that are either amazing milestones in Batman’s video history, or strange explorations into the character that always give us a good laugh.

6. Shark Repellant Bat-Spray

Whether you love or hate Adam West’s portrayal of Batman during the campy 1960’s Batman television series, you cannot deny the importance of this era to Batman as a whole. If one were to ask us to summarize this era in one thirty second clip, we would send them this link…

5. Batman’s First Revived Movie Appearance

Many of us can remember seeing Batman for the first time during Tim Burton’s cult classic “Batman.” This was the Dark Knight’s revival on the silver screen, and it ushered in a new age of Batman movies. We’ll always remember the first time we all saw Batman during the opening scene of the film.

4. Batman Sings…

No words can describe this amazing “Justice League: Unlimited” moment. Just watch it.

3. The Entirety of “Batman: The Animated Series”

We know this one is kind of cheating, but anyone who has seen the original series will agree with us. This was BY FAR the BEST REPRESENTATION of Batman EVER CREATED. Christopher Nolan’s films help bring Batman into a realistic modern world, but Batman: The Animated Series gave fans young and old something truly one of a kind. We’ve attached the intro for your convince. ENGAGE NOSTALGIA

2. The Rooftop Scene

Any fan of the Batman comics will know how important the rooftop scene was in “Batman: The Long Halloween” (a great Batman read if you haven’t already). Christopher Nolan did an amazing job of taking these classic Batman moments and incorporating them into his films. The rooftop scene is our favorite.

1. The Smartest Batman Thug

If you ever needed one video to summarize how much criminals fear Batman, this is it.



Make sure to pick up "Dark Night Rises" for ONLY $12 during its limited-time pre-order at http://www.teeturtle.com/products/dark-night-rises


Also pick up "Joy Ride" and the original "Dark Night" only at TeeTurtle! Choose your favorite and SUIT UP!